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from Victoria Clare contains these words:

or does it in the dark.

... while not wearing any trousers!

I hope this garden doesn't have a pyracantha hedge. That would do the
trouserless nightime burglar a lot more harm than a quick zap.

IRTA 'quick zip' and thought - Ouch!

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Rusty Hinge
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