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from "Franz Heymann" contains these words:

How very perfectly awfully kitsch and tasteless.

Don't be unkind - or Mrs Be-done-by-as-you-did will come and lay pink
concwete all over your fwont garden and scatter gnomes and fluffy
bunnies all round the plastic flowers, and faiwies will come and dance
on the cwistal fountain....

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Rusty Hinge
horrid·squeak&zetnet·co·uk
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