"mednoz" wrote:
I happend to find this adult website on Google:

[obviously I've omitted it]

Just happened to. Sure.

All the adult binaries newsgroups are there and the images
have been decoded and ready for you to look at.

It's really awesome and it seems to be all free.

This is rec.gardens.roses.

I suggest that you go to a nicely large, mature bush of the hybrid
bracteata rose `Mermaid' and take some stout, especially thorny
foot-long cuttings of mature wood.

Then insert a couple of them into each of your Nine Orifices
as far as they will go.

Mark., no charge for the advice