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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message

Less grass and more beds, just about sums it up; but am currently
employed in the Great Leap Forward towards indoor civilisation. I have
blisters on my knees :-( from crawling about staining and varnishing the
newly sanded floorboards.

Yeah yeah, we believe you, though we know that most people would think you'd
just been grovelling for some reason.

The winning side doesn't grovel :-)))))))))))))))

Smug commiserations to all you Aussies.

Janet