Thread: Is there anyway to grow a Rose in 7 weeks?
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:06 PM
Larry Blanchard
 
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Default Is there anyway to grow a Rose in 7 weeks?
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Do you know of any red-rose seeds that can grow in 7 weeks, or is
there
any other way to speed up the rose growing process?


1. Plant seeds.

2. Put on spaceship.

3. Accelerate spaceship to .99 light speed.

4. Return to Earth after seven weeks of Earth elapsed time.

5. Enjoy your large old rosebush.


OK, I know I shouldn't respond to trolls, but this was too good to resist
:-).


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