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Old 13-12-2003, 02:33 PM
Jaques d'Alltrades
 
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Haggis?


Nah. You have to trap those, and the skins aren't eaten, they're turned
into ceremonial headgear for the Scots Guards.


I've never had a hairy haggis ... sounds like GM to me.


Have you ever bought woolly mutton in the butcher's shop? You have to
trap them yourself if you want the haggis skins as the proper wild ones
are worth an awful lot more than the meat inside.

NALOPKT

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