On 14 Dec 2003 15:44:09 GMT, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:

In article ,
Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Franz Heymann" contains these words:

Marula. The fruit of which ferments on the tree. It is loved by many
animals in and near the Kalahari. Baboons and elephants, in particular, get
inebriated in the appropriate season.
See the video "Beautiful People"

Ta.

Video? How? I haven't a vijo or a haunted fishtank innit.

However, this newsgroup does have an inebriated baboon, who cross
posts nonsense to many groups.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Is that the same one that had you put in your place when you used to
brag about being untouchable when bringing C.AC into disrepute? LOL

Don't hold a grudge I'm sure he has forgotten what a prat you were
already, if you're lucky.




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