"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message
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from Janet Baraclough contains these words:

M starts an off-shore travel agency and uses urg to advertise
re-unions and cruises for urglers who aren't interested in gardening. O
joins Kleeneze, sells a record number of brooms, and uses urg to recruit
more salespersons.

When I was an anklebiter in the 'forties the Kleeneezee Man was a portly
little rubicund fellow with a trilby who did his rounds on a tricycle
with a big box on the front - like an ice-cream thingy of the time.

Can I join? I may find my lost youth somewhere on my rounds.

You want to join my Kleeneze gang? If you do I will make sure you get a
trilby

O