"Jaques d'Alltrades" wrote in message
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from "Mike" contains these words:

I can't say I remember it either, but then, there was rather a lot of
it. I rather liked the Skylon, but me gran wouldn't let me take it
home.


Should have folded it up and put it in your pocket ;-)

I can just hear the comments:

"My! You *ARE* a big boy!"

My one and only Christmas present was a very nice card from my wife. It was
unsigned with a note included to the effect that she specifically gave it to
me in mint condition so that I could give it to her next year.

Franz