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from Janet Baraclough .. contains
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Oh go on..tell us the one about hungry rabbis.

So as not to create scenes on the streets of a certain town, the rabbi
and the RC priest would cross the road rather than meet on the pavement.

One day, they met unexpectedly on a corner.

The priest got his shot in first: "Nice smell of bacon under your
kitchen window this morning, Rabbi!"

To which the Rabbi replied: " Delicious, - - - - - Father."

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Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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