Go there at night with a rifle, wait for them, and take them out one-by-one
as they break in. When the police arrive say that you thought they were
dangerous terrorists trying to steal your fertiliser to make explosives for
a "dirty bomb" plot, which necessitated the use of such force.

Andrew
(yes I am joking)

"shazzbat" wrote in message
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On our allotment site last Thursday night, we had a visit from THEM. All 8
sheds on the site were broken into and all the decent tools nicked. They
left the junk ones.

Geezer next to me lost his rotavator.


*******s.