"Jane Ransom" wrote in message
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We are in the process of bringing our local 'Horticultural Society' into
the twenty first century and are looking for ideas for activities that
might attract the younger inhabitants of our village.

Without being rude, please, does anyone have any brilliant brain waves
that might help us out?


Get someone hunky like Diarmud or that other chap, name escapes, me, blond,
oh yes, Sven, to give talks on various topics. They'd bring me a running!