Peter Jason wrote:

Does anyone know of the ideal mouse trap? The mice in our kitchen are so
brazen as to run around during the day! We have tried the usual wooden trap
but none have taken the bait. We would get a cat, but these creatures are
more trouble than the mice. Poison is no good because he mice die and smell
in inaccessible places.

Go to San Francisco and get a marriage license for you and the mouse. Then if
the little ******* keeps running around, sue him for adultery.