On Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:32:38 -0000, "mlv"
wrote:

Amos E Wolfe wrote:

Either that or windmills/mothballs/garlic/shotgun as
tried by Jasper Carrott.

Revolving typist's chair, a decent torch and a 12 gauge shotgun is by far
the most effective.

It's also the most entertaining ;-)

A revolving typist is an interesting concept :-)
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