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wrote:

Why do people collect mushrooms early in the morning?

Because they are Satan's fungus and only devil worshippers are out and
about at that hour.

Stomach heaves at memory of school cheese and mushroom flan

Next week: Marmite - spawn of Beelzebub or Saddam's WMD?

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"Noah's Ark is a problem...We'll have to call
it early quantum state phenomenon--
Only way to fit five-thousand
species of mammal on the same boat"