"Shamless Self Promotion" writes:
take the mower from Hell. I found the easiest method around struggling
with this beast was to get a mower man. However over time I found the
following :
i my dog and my mower person were incompatible.
ii Mower persons are highly unreliable.
iii Mower persons and inground reticulation are incompatible.

You missed one:
Mower persons and shrubs are incompatible; and he won't give
up until he has ringbarked at least half the trunk.
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John Savage (news address invalid; keep news replies in newsgroup)