On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 13:40:19 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
wrote:

The message
from "Sharon" contains these words:

You cannot live with foxes so they have to be at fault? !!!

Sorry, but you've completely missed the point. In fact, I'm an organic
gardener. I happily welcome birds (including pigeons and magpies),
squirrels, all the creepy crawlies, cats, etc, etc into my garden. Even the
foxes, which I've happily lived with for most of the past 10 years.

Please don't feed the trolls.

That's eight posts on trolls and 5 on foxes, how original. Don't worry
it's BadAss pete from basildon who doesn't actually come from basildon
and isn't even pete lol

Whoever is replying in that vein is not an urgler - it's a sort-of
useless Usenet burglar, and fortunately, is dropping into my killfile
with all the other pollutants.

Some turd burglar, do you want to know how to really use a kill
filter?















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