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Old 01-03-2004, 10:27 PM
lucy
 
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Default My garden is near a nuclear power plant

I think you should select the veggies that do indeed glow in the dark, and
transplant them along your front sidewalk and/or driveway. They'll serve a
dual purpose in illuminating the walkway for your guests.. cutting down on
potential lawsuits should they trip and fall.
Of course, if they decide to munch on the glowing veggies, rather than use
them for lighting.. they could sue also.
So, I'd recommend you look in the yellow pages for a glow in the dark shark.
(lawyer specializing in radioactive veggies, of course).
Have a great day,
lucy

"zxcvbob" wrote in message
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Ralf Dieholt wrote:

Do you think I can eat the fruits and vegetables of my garden or will
it cause cancer and mutations ?

I mean some of them are glowing oddly in the dark ...



EIEI-D'oh!

Best regards,
Bob

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Homer: If we learned one thing from "The Amazing Colossal Man" and
"Grasshopperus," it's that radiation makes stuff grow real big,
real fast.
Marge: But didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?
Homer: Only because he tried to *reason* with him.