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Old 08-03-2004, 09:36 AM
Bob Scratchit
 
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Default Small lodger in the compost bin...

On Sun, 7 Mar 2004 11:05:14 -0000, "Bob" wrote:

My answer to rats is dead simple and works.

Being a keen angler I have access to very fine wire traces - I pin a loop
round the hole they come through and get their head caught and strangle
themsleves. I cleared around twenty of the vermin this winter and we
haven't seen any for ages. I am careful to put this trap wel inside their
entrance hole so nothing else gets caught and after a few days of no
catching I remove it until we see evidence again.

The worst thing is that if a rat dies a while before I remove it the others
seem to treat it as lunch - they are disgusting creatures.

Bob


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