I'm planting my tumescent man-tuber in my neighbor's wife because she
is sweet, lonely & hot, while he is more stupider than people who
believe in fictitious crap like astrology, patriotism, Jesus or Connie
Chung.

--

HellPope Huey
The Church of the Subgenius IS an infant's busy box,
simply a much larger, more sophisticated and SINISTER one,
with buttons for mental illness, violence
and two really nice ones I feel sure represent tits.

"Congratulations, Reg; its a... squid."
- "Men In Black"

"If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver,
you might be a redneck."
- Jeff Foxworthy