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Old 17-03-2004, 12:47 AM
NightMist
 
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Default So what all are people planting this spring?

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 09:19:26 -0600, "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah"
iiiiii@iiiii wrote:


wbarwell wrote in message
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Feeling Froggie wrote:

"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" iiiiii@iiiii wrote in

message piranha.. Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately

after
leaving your garden.


I think we need your expertise. I've always wanted a moat.


Froggie



You need some squirrel hunting cats.


fact: cats hate water. a moat will also deter
cats as well as the bushy tailed rodents

Ah! but if you put in a dry moat (which is much more maintenance
friendly) you could fill it with cats.

My own aesthetic tastes would dictate that it be filled with komodo
dragons. Difficult to import, but self cleaning and a deterent to
unwelcome guests. If you didn't get enough unwelcome guests, it would
run you broke in goats though.

NightMist
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