NightMist wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 09:19:26 -0600, "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah"
iiiiii@iiiii wrote:


wbarwell wrote in message
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Feeling Froggie wrote:

"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" iiiiii@iiiii wrote in
message piranha.. Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately
after
leaving your garden.


I think we need your expertise. I've always wanted a moat.


Froggie


You need some squirrel hunting cats.

fact: cats hate water. a moat will also deter
cats as well as the bushy tailed rodents

Ah! but if you put in a dry moat (which is much more maintenance
friendly) you could fill it with cats.

but what fun is cats in the moat without crocks?

hell, I know I am gonna hear about that line...
Shhh was just a joke, I swear it was but a joke.

correct me if I am wrong but a dry moat is kinda equal to a ditch.


My own aesthetic tastes would dictate that it be filled with komodo
dragons. Difficult to import, but self cleaning and a deterent to
unwelcome guests. If you didn't get enough unwelcome guests, it would
run you broke in goats though.

why would said guest have to be "unwelcome"

GG

NightMist
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