On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 06:12:57 -0600, "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah"
iiiiii@iiiii wrote:


NightMist wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 09:19:26 -0600, "gurdjieff 0f gormorrah"
iiiiii@iiiii wrote:


wbarwell wrote in message
m...
Feeling Froggie wrote:

"gurdjieff 0f gormorrah" iiiiii@iiiii wrote in
message piranha.. Just be sure to raise your draw-bridge immediately
after
leaving your garden.


I think we need your expertise. I've always wanted a moat.


Froggie


You need some squirrel hunting cats.

fact: cats hate water. a moat will also deter
cats as well as the bushy tailed rodents

Ah! but if you put in a dry moat (which is much more maintenance
friendly) you could fill it with cats.

but what fun is cats in the moat without crocks?

This is America man!
Alligators are what we have here.
Of course our alligators are really fresh water crocs, but that is OK,
because the african croc is really an alligator and....Oh **** it.

Alligators, get it right. In America we have alligators.


hell, I know I am gonna hear about that line...
Shhh was just a joke, I swear it was but a joke.

Just this once I'll let you live unscathed.


correct me if I am wrong but a dry moat is kinda equal to a ditch.

Well, yeah, sort of.
But a wet moat is kinda equal to a ditch too.


My own aesthetic tastes would dictate that it be filled with komodo
dragons. Difficult to import, but self cleaning and a deterent to
unwelcome guests. If you didn't get enough unwelcome guests, it would
run you broke in goats though.

why would said guest have to be "unwelcome"

Now then, you don't want the really welcome guests to get eaten in the
moat do you? All those nubile young women with their pneumatic
thighs? At least you don't want them to be eaten on the way _in_ to
the house.

NightMist

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