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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 12:18:06 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

He stuck his manhood in a fresh baked apple pie because someone (a
troublemaker) at school told him that it felt like having sex with a woman.

Then his father walked in on him and......................

(Film at eleven.)

OK I'm headed for Blockbuster. I'll rent this one, if only to see
the scene you just described. I'm still giggling.