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Old 22-03-2004, 06:38 PM
Franz Heymann
 
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Default FAQs re cats-can't find


"Victoria Clare" wrote in
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"Martin Sykes"

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"Kay Easton" wrote in message
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I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap

into a plastic
bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush.


...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd

complain even more if
people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping

in your borders.

Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used

to live on one
of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing

on the front
garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic

approach was
robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you

might as well be
positive.

Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by

badly-trained dogs, which
not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other

things too.
Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my

rabbits. I accept,
however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly

puppy, and they
are doing their best. Mistakes happen.

None of this causes me anything like the distress (and

expense) I was
caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last

house.

Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads

in his garden,
when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up

to much either.

It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour.
Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally
cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and
formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup
which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The
occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of
playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started
annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even
more loudly, as organ music should be played.

Franz