"martin" wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
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"Victoria Clare" wrote in
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"Martin Sykes"

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"Kay Easton" wrote in
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I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the
crap
into a plastic
bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush.

...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd
complain even more if
people let their dogs wander around your garden
crapping
in your borders.

Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I
used
to live on one
of those silly estates that bans using any kind of
fencing
on the front
garden, where the problem was rife and the only
realistic
approach was
robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so
you
might as well be
positive.

Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by
badly-trained dogs, which
not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other
things too.
Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my
rabbits. I accept,
however, that one of my neighbours has a young and
silly
puppy, and they
are doing their best. Mistakes happen.

None of this causes me anything like the distress (and
expense) I was
caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last
house.

Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's
ballads
in his garden,
when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't
up
to much either.

It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour.
Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally
cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and
formless if you are in a position to play it through a
setup
which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The
occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of
playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I
started
annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine
even
more loudly, as organ music should be played.

My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just
burst. :-(((

Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude
200' several
times a day

Yes. And they come in pairs. One day one of them is going
to collide either with the church tower, or with one of the
dozens of handgliders which grace our skies on both sides of
the village on a sunny day.

and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours
a day.

I don't know about that one.

Franz