On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 17:29:08 +0000, Andrew
wrote:

Dcjtee wrote:
Cats are vermin, dirty and foul creatures and destroy people's lives and
their hobbies.


Cats are also excellent at spreading Ringworm to Humans.

They are also responsible for the proliferation of nuclear, biological
and chemical weapons.

They are also the secret beings behind ETA, the IRA and Al-Qaeda.

And they are also all paedophiles/illegal immigrants/other bogeyman-du-jour.

THE CATS ARE GOING TO GET US. WE NEED SOMEONE TO SAVE MANKIND FROM THE
FELINES!

Cats often lead to chronic dementia in retired sailors.