"dave @ stejonda" wrote in message
I nip down to this wooden bunker at the bottom of the garden, where
some of my tools are stored. I haven't been inside this bunker since
about November. I lift the lid, and find it half full of really nice
top-soil. I have no idea where it came from.

Are you sure you're in the right house?


Oh, thanks, you've just made me splutter my coffee all over my monitor!