LOL

I have been spending more time on spam recently, trying to set up as many
rules in my email program to filter out as much of the spam as possible. The
ones that baffle me the most are the messages where one cannot filter by
anything because they use only innocuous words and phrases, it is not even
possible to discern what the message is about, nor is there any link to
anywhere that one could filter by, nor are they sent from a valid email
address. Spam for spam's sake, sort of like art for arts sake? shudder

Joanna

"Ray" wrote in message
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Well Joanna, at this point, if the offers were valid, I could be a tripod
with killer boobs, and capable of using both for up to 36 hours!


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Ray Barkalow - First Rays Orchids - www.firstrays.com
Plants, Supplies, Books, Artwork, and Lots of Free Info!

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"J Fortuna" wrote in message
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Hmm, strangely enough I have never gotten an offer on growing my
breasts,
I
have gotten plenty of offers with subject "Size does matter" but it is
never
about breasts. I am thinking that somewhere out there in a culture where
all
masculine names end with the letter "a" some minimum wage employee is
spending long hours meticulously sorting emails to try to ensure that
the
messages reach their proper audience.

Joanna

"Ray" wrote in message
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...and while I wait for MY share of that, Rob, I'll have the pleasure
of
growing my breasts at least two cup sizes!


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Ray Barkalow - First Rays Orchids - www.firstrays.com
Plants, Supplies, Books, Artwork, and Lots of Free Info!

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"Rob Halgren" wrote in message
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Al wrote:

I should probably stop taking that pain medication I bought online
through a
link in an email I got. I just wanted to answer too. There was
nothing
wrong with your answer and you and tbell are not even contenders
for
my
titles. Sigh...



Well, don't tell anybody, but I'm going to get the riches of an
entire African nation, just out of the goodness of some little old
presidential widow's heart. Can't wait for that check to come in.

The universe is still flat.



Add a little seltzer water to it, that will perk it up.


Rob

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Rob's Rules: http://www.msu.edu/~halgren
1) There is always room for one more orchid
2) There is always room for two more orchids
2a. See rule 1
3) When one has insufficient credit to purchase
more orchids, obtain more credit