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06-04-2004, 09:53 PM

The message
from (Nick Maclaren) contains these words:
In article ,
Jaques d'Alltrades writes:
| The message
| from "David Hill" contains these
| words:
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| I was thinking of Xmas trees the other day and wondered if we could do
| something similar for Easter, but outside.
| Now what would we decorate the tree with?
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| Bunches of sheep's wool for the birds to take for their nests.
| Food for the birds.
|
| Nah, eggs, of course.
|
| And bunnies.

Modernists! The true, traditional Easter tree is a rhubarb one,
and the eggs should be elephants'.

Then I'd better stop tearing up old newspapers......

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