Okay, I know it's crappie, but I haddock to do it, just for the
halibut.

What a load of cod :-)

kill my bass!

After a hard day's fishing, you boys might like to bring home the main dish,
clean it and I'll cook it. I can offer you a choice of Spotted Dick (England)
Nun's Farts (Louisiana) or Lady's Forearm (Lebanon) for dessert.
zemedelec