"Alex Buell" wrote in message
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On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my
flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very
bad things to you.

Wrong NG. Try alt.engr.explosives

Steve