In article ,
Jaques d'Alltrades writes:
| The message
| from "David Hill" contains these
| words:
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| I was thinking of Xmas trees the other day and wondered if we could do
| something similar for Easter, but outside.
| Now what would we decorate the tree with?
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| Bunches of sheep's wool for the birds to take for their nests.
| Food for the birds.
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| Nah, eggs, of course.
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| And bunnies.

Modernists! The true, traditional Easter tree is a rhubarb one,
and the eggs should be elephants'.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.