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Old 11-04-2004, 09:05 AM
bigjon
 
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Default Never mind the Cats,how do I keep Kids off the garden

Curiosity decided to sha

On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 22:40:25 +0100, bigjon
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Curiosity decided to sha

Hi all

Never mind the Cats, how do I keep Kids off the garden.
(Next doors cat has just got lost) .

snip

Just amble out there one day whilst they are about, swinging a baseball bat
in one hand and a half full bottle of gin in the other, muttering to
yourself about "getting even"....

Nah

I prefer a bottle of whisky ;-)

Paul


Yeah, but Gin is slightly downmarket, has that "scumbag" look....

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup....