Never mind the Cats,how do I keep Kids off the garden
Curiosity decided to sha
On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 22:40:25 +0100, bigjon
wrote:
Curiosity decided to sha
Hi all
Never mind the Cats, how do I keep Kids off the garden.
(Next doors cat has just got lost) .
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Just amble out there one day whilst they are about, swinging a baseball bat
in one hand and a half full bottle of gin in the other, muttering to
yourself about "getting even"....
Nah
I prefer a bottle of whisky ;-)
Paul
Yeah, but Gin is slightly downmarket, has that "scumbag" look....
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup....
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