Ferdinand Pichard
Jean-Luc Pichard
Semolina Pichard

Just Joey
Unjust Joey
Nasty Joey
That Bitch Joey

Thigh of Nymph
Thigh of Passionate Nymph
Boneless Breast of Passionate Nymph

Sheila's Perfume
Bruce's Armpit
Sarah's Odor

The Fairy
The Poofter

Gruess an Aachen
Gruess an Teplitz
Gruess an Newark

Gruess an Aachen
Ach, it's Gruesome

Peace
Chicago Peace
Pink Peace
Desert Peace
Cod Peace
Rest in Peace

Little Buckaroo
Big Buckaroo
Buckaroo Banzai

Madame Isaac Periere
Sir Issac Newton
Mr. Isaac Hayes

Mr. Bluebird
Mr. Shrike
Mr. Chickenhawk
Mr. Buzzard

Mermaid
Barmaid
Chambermaid

Country Dancer
Country Music
Country Living
Country Bumpkin
Country Fried

Albertine
Gilbertine
Libertine
Ovaltine

Dr. Huey
Dr. Dewey
Dr. Louie

New Dawn
Old Dawn
Slightly Used Dawn
They Call Her Dawn

Lafter
Shafter
Shatner

Aloha
Aloha Oe
Aloha Oy Veh
Aloha Gevalt

Prairie Breeze
Prairie Princess
Prairie Lass
Prairie Dog

Tipsy Imperial Concubine
Drunken Imperial Concubine
Comatose Imperial Concubine
Chrysler Imperial Concubine

The Doctor
The Bishop
The Reeve
The Garland
The Butcher
The Baker
The Candlestick-Maker

Shot Silk
Shot Wad
Shot Gun
Shot of Bourbon

Therese Bugnet
Therese Windowscreen
Therese Flyswatter

Souvenir de la Malmaison
Souvenir de Euro-Disney
Souvenir de Gator World

Jiminy Cricket
Gosh Darn
Oh Poop
What the Freaking Heck

Don Juan
Don Pardo
Don Ho Show

General Jacquemont
General Nuisance
Colonel Sanders
Major Difficulty
Private Parts

Fisherman's Friend
Hall's Mentho-lyptus
Sucrets
Cepacol
Smith Brothers
For Cough

Mme. Berkeley
Bishop Berkeley
Busby Berkeley
U. C. at Berkeley

Mrs. B. R. Cant
Mrs. Immanuel Kant

Papa Gontier
Papa Smurf

Trinity
Morpheus
Neo

Reynolds Hole
Woods Hole
Black Hole

Abraham Darby
Sage Darby
Kentucky Darby

Hamburger Phoenix
Meat Loaf Albuquerque
Casserole Las Vegas
Pot Pie Reno

Mary Manners
Malcolm Manners
Miss Manners
Table Manners

Rambling Rector
Ranting Preacher
Raving Mad Bishop

Mark.