"Stephen Parry" wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 21:34:53 +0100, "Zipadee Doodar"
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the
cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on
your
locality you may need a mining permit. Other odors than run the cats
away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.

You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as
you
can...........................

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm......