On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 08:55:00 -0500, zxcvbob opined:

Never let a man change a diaper, nor clean the cat box. Just imagine
the mess he'll make! (And when you're finished, how 'bout bringing him
a beer? Thanks, Dear)

-Bob

I'll have to see if I can find it, but years ago there was a cartoon in the NY
Times. It was a caveman laying on the floor doing nothing, while the woman had
a baby on each hip and was washing dishes...the man says, Hey honey, hurry up
and invent television and beer.