shazzbat wrote:

"Stephen Parry" wrote:
[snip]

better still, get yourself down to Bristol Zoo, and get hold of some
Lion shit, spread this on your flowerbeds, good fertilizer, and no
more cats. not sure whether this will attract lions though?
Stephen Parry London W11

Thus swapping small cat shit for big cat shit. Hmmm......

Big cat shit you place carefully around your garden - which will turn
itself into useful soil for yer plants eventually, rather than small cat
shit buried in your garden by a furry vandal intent on digging up your
herbs just so it can have a crap. It's worth it.

Quite a lot of smelly things will keep cats away, but they mostly wash
away in the first bit of rain you get. Lion shit works for longer, so
I'm told. And it keeps the lions away - just try it. You won't have
*any* of the buggers wrecking your flower beds.

I like cats and gardening. But I've no illusions about the destructive
nature of the wee beasties.

Rowland.


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