Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
crapping in my flowerbeds.

ROFL! If you ever find out, take pictures!

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when
you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?