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"Gøñzølã" T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m wrote in message
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your
locality you may need a mining permit.

ROTFPMSL!

Other odors than run the cats away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.




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