Mick Fournier wrote:

Charles,

I am impressed with your credentials. I would like to give you a job
guarding my flask storage room... and the hen house. Could you set up some
of those fancy fishing line string alarms that ring a bunch of bells when a
burglar (or hen seducer/eater/plucker) trips the line?

Mick

PS, I would like you to wear all your medals when working here to impress my
neighbors.


Mick,

I think this guy most have been exposed to some of those WMD. This same
thing was posted in one of the humor groups I read.

Patrick