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from "Mike" contains these words:

I think it's all a cunning plan to put everyone off so he can corner the
market in goats.


Oh sorry I didn't realise that. Maybe we should start a Rio Tino Zinc 'leak'
and send the price of Goats up so he is unable to buy them?

High Mineral Yield In Goat Midden Sensation!

RTZ To Get Concession!

Consolidated Goats up by 256%

How about a 'Medical Benefit to Cancer' story?

Goats cause cancer? Shirley knot!

Consolidated Goats slump.

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