Howard Neil wrote in message ...
Tumbleweed wrote:

When I installed one some years ago, the climate went downhill and it was
wintery for several hundred years, and the land was ruled by an evil witch.
Other than that, no problems.

Wedding present, was it? :-)

OT: I've submitted the above three postings to
alt.humor.best-of-usenet. Nice work, lads!

Mike.