Just when you think you have heard and seen every ignorant, stupid
person in the world, another pops up.

You might find the cure would be to keep your stinking house clean.
Stop blaming nature for your inherent deficiencies.


To avoid grizzlies, the Alaska Department of Fish & Game advises hikers
to wear noisy little bells on clothes and carry pepper spray. Also watch
for signs of activity: Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries;
grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.


Ahh what a shame - just as I was thinking how amusing your signature was
too.........

Oh well, another t*sser to add to the blocked list.