On Sat, 8 May 2004 14:58:21 +0100, Kate Morgan
wrote:

or how can I sabotage my husbands strimmer without him suspecting it is
me? every year about this time he runs amok with said strimmer and every
year my bank of nettles and wild flowers get the chop, I am very very
upset in fact I think I will give up gardening :-(
kate

If you were any sort of wife you would be doing the strimming whilst
he watched the telly. Now stop windging and make the tea.

Before I get torn apart by all the lovely hard working ladys Only
joking