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Old 10-05-2004, 04:03 AM
Thomas
 
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Default Is this safe to place in my garden?

Oh wow...what an opportunity. DO NOT plant Alec Baldwin in your garden for
fear he will grow and reproduce. For God's sake...compost him
immediately...and be sure to invigorate your compost pile with human urine
to insure adequate biological activity to completely decompose him! Then he
will no longer be a threat! And it will save him the painful problems of
having to leave the United States! However, be warned...since this compost
will be contaminated with his remains it may not grow anything of use, only
contaminate the rest of your garden with noxious waste.
have a wonderful day.
May the farce be with you.
"Gary The Rookie Farmer" wrote in message
m...
I clicked on the wrong window and got a picture of Alec Baldwin. At
least I assume it was the wrong window. Are you thinking of planting
Alec Baldwin in your garden?