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Old 12-05-2004, 04:10 PM
martin
 
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Default OT Customers from hell

On Wed, 12 May 2004 15:49:40 +0100, "David Hill"
wrote:

".......I've tried confronting the 'adult' who allows his dog to foul the
public footpath to no avail.what can you do?

pick it up, follow him home and push it through his letter box?..."


No,No, No, No, No.

Yes you pick it up into a poly bag then follow to get his address, then put
the sealed bag into a jiffy bag (That doesn't have your name or address on
it) and post it to him forgetting to put on stamps, that way he has to pay
around £1.00 to get the dog mess back.


Nowadays if they so much as think that that there is insufficient
postage, the item is sent on a world tour via an alternative route. A
PC posted in UK 1 April 2004 arrived in NL 150 miles away on 3-May
2004. In fact the amount of postage was correct, there was no
surcharge. We know the postage was correct, because the post card was
posted in a post office and the post person chose and stuck on the
stamp.

I have done this to people cleaning out their cars in my gateway and who are
stupid enough to dump things with their name and address on them (repeat
prescription forms, pay slip, expenses claim form and envelope) the latter
was from around 40 miles away so I wonder how it was explained to her
husband.
With it on plane paper a note just saying " Thought you might like these
things of yours back as I have no use for them".