"David Hill" wrote in message
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No,No, No, No, No.

Yes you pick it up into a poly bag then follow to get his address, then
put
the sealed bag into a jiffy bag (That doesn't have your name or address on
it) and post it to him forgetting to put on stamps, that way he has to pay
around £1.00 to get the dog mess back.
I have done this to people cleaning out their cars in my gateway and who
are
stupid enough to dump things with their name and address on them (repeat
prescription forms, pay slip, expenses claim form and envelope) the latter
was from around 40 miles away so I wonder how it was explained to her
husband.
With it on plane paper a note just saying " Thought you might like these
things of yours back as I have no use for them".


--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk

I liked that :~)
but do people really do that? worst we get is crisp packets blowing up the
drive.

--
Charlie, gardening in Cornwall.
http://www.roselandhouse.co.uk
Holders of National Plant Collection of Clematis viticella (cvs)