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Richard Cline wrote in
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(rot13) wrote:

I am reminded of a neighbor of mine who found a couple large stray
dogs in his yard. He called animal control and asked them to come and
pick up the dogs. They told him that they were unable to come to his
house. He replied that that was no problem, he would simply shoot the
dogs. They told him that it was against the law. He explained that
the stray dogs were attacking his dog and he would shoot the strays as
a means of protecting his dog.

The animal control people arrived within ten minutes.

Dick

This reminds me of a neighbor a few years ago when he saw two kids
breaking
into his storage building. When he called the police he was told they
didn't have a car ton send right away, but would get there when they
cvould. He called them back in a couple of minutes and told them not to
hurry that he just shot the two intruders. They show up in about 3 minutes
and caught the two kids. The police ask why he lied about shooting the
kids. He said well I got lied to by you when you said you had no car to
send out.

Sounds like Krispy Kreme syndrome.