"Scooter" Scooter @ Hooter wrote in message
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"Lemmonie" wrote in message
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I have them in my garden. Well, not IN my garden but they do fly into it
and then into my kitchen and they scare the hell out of me.

I can i get them to stay away?
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I made a remarkable discovery about hornets,if you stack up a large PA
system near to their nest & play anything by Motorhead at top volume it
drives them insane & they leave,unfortunately it also had the same effect
on
my neighbour who started running around the garden naked with a stick of
celery poking out of his arse muttering weird incantations in an obscure
Peruvian dialect.

ROFL